written by Joseph Kesselring
directed by Stan Lachow
Friday March 15th 1968 — Saturday April 6th 1968

We meet the charming and innocent ladies who populate their cellar with the remains of socially and religiously “acceptable” roomers; the antics of their brother who thinks he is Teddy Roosevelt; and the activities of the other brother.
Cast
- Abbie Brewster: Adaire Downing
- Harper/Lt. Rooney: Tom Leyden
- Teddy Brewster: Tom Basile
- Brophy: James Thompson
- Office Klein: Don Joachim
- Martha Brewster: Helen Austin
- Elaine Harper: Lizbeth Shore
- Mortimer Brewster: Bob Fitzsimmons
- Gibbs: Peter Barmaun
- Jonathan Brewster: Ron Ciccolini
- Dr. Einstein: Stan Lachow
- O'Hara: Barry Lessinger
- Witherspoon: Arthur Turetzky
Production Staff / Crew
- Director: Stan Lachow
- Producer: Mary Lou Tosques
- Assistant Director: Alexandra Faulds
- Set Designer: Robert Sven Olson
- Costume Designer: Gary Stevens
- Lighting Designer: Larry Gray
- Lighting Designer: Chris Egolf
- Property Designer: Gary Stevens
- Make-up Designer: Mary Muenzen